finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS



bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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fadjit:

i’m going to kms (knit my sweater)



suddenlywolf:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option



  • me: but it's 2 AM
  • stomach: did i fucking stutter


gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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