lavakid:

asexuals will win the skeleton war because we won’t be distracted by anyone’s bone titties



alexknigston:

people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying

(Source: dwightschruting)



  • me most of the time: people are okay, I guess. like no one is 100% bad.
  • me after reading the comments section in any article, ever: this world can only be cleansed with fire.


sadstagram:

Friend requirements:
1) if I accidentally put too much lotion on my hand u have to take half
2) that’s it



bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with